Japanese unwitting unleash King Ghidora

In a move destined to go down as one of the biggest mistakes ever, the Japanese Space Agency (JAXA) is preparing to land a probe on asteroid Itokawa to conduct "research".

Now, any one that has followed Japanese history knows that they have a huge monster problem, and that the moster problem sometimes stems from these little "research" projects going wrong in some form or another. In the 40's, we know that Godzilla was awakened by American naval bombardment of Lagos island. Godzilla was subsequently seriously injured by American troops but was later mutated and made stronger by American atomic tests in the Pacific...our bad on this one!

However, most monsters have been introduced through Japanese experimentation throughout the years. I think the time has come to tell Japan, enough is enough, we are sick of having monsters stomping all over cities and causes general chaos!

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